Game Theory vs. Nipple Theory

Gamblers, it’s said, will bet on anything, such as which raindrop will slide down widow glass first.You never hear someone say whether or not team X will beat team Y, it’s always, “I think they’ll cover the spread.”Now, some enterprising Internet sports books have come up with a new twist on the sport of girl watching.These guys are taking bets on which female celebrity will be the next to have a “wardrobe malfunction,” as happened to Janet Jackson. They however are posting odds and taking bets on who will have the next, as they are calling it, nipple slip.I, as I’m sure others do, often wonder just how “accidental” these events are.Many years ago when I read “Playboy,” they had an amusing and informative Q&A section, to which a neophyte asked the question:”If I’m with a woman, and her clothing is revealing, should I, or should I not, look at what is showing?”The response was: “Take a look, because a woman always knows, and has control over what is showing.”