Male Enhancement Procedures Part III


For Do-it-yourself type of guys… I found this thing on the Internet. You can judge by yourself of its worth.

Warm-up exercise:
– Obtain a small hand towel, wet this hand towel using warm/hot water.
– Place the hand towel around your penis.
– Wet the towel again to keep the warmth. Leave the hand towel on the penis for 2-3 minutes.
– Temporarily discard of the towel and perform workout (below)
– When workout is finished re-heat the towel.
– Apply the towel to the penis for another 2-3 minutes.
– Always use the same towel for hygiene reasons. (What hygiene reasons, I don’t know…)

Doing this exercise for the first time, it may be a little strange and slightly painful in the onset of application but will disappear in a few seconds. This warm-up exercise is IMPORTANT and should be done before and after the main exercise that will be given below.

The Long Shlong Basic: The Stretching Exercise
– Grasp the tip of your penis firmly, below the head.
– Pull it out in front of you and hold for 15 seconds.
– Repeat for the desired number of reps.
– Relax and gently massage head of penis.
– Stretch penis to right and hold for 15 seconds.
– Relax and massage head of penis.
– Stretch penis to left and hold for 15 seconds.
– Always repeat for desired number of reps.

A few reminders for this exercise:
If you have a foreskin, you should pull it back before pulling your penis. Remember that it is the penis that we want to stretch not the skin. After completing this exercise once, repeat the steps only this time, pulling your penis to the left instead of pulling it to the right when stretching. You should have a detailed workout plan or get a custom workout plan so you can organize your activities well. Feeling a good amount of stretch on your penis after this exercise is normal and healthy so there is nothing to worry and it’s a sign of penile enhancement. This should be done accordingly without exaggeration, as it could lead to penile damage. Though this is a natural method, we are not liable for any danger that may occur if you don’t follow the procedures carefully. Responsibility should be carried out at all times during this exercise.

I don’t know…personally, I don’t pretend I’m making my vagina grow bigger when I masturbate.


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3 Responses to “Male Enhancement Procedures Part III”

  1. longDong john Says:

    the most ridiculous load of claptrap i have ever read.
    ask your doctor to verify this piffle as ‘science’.

    the penis is an hydraulic organ with fibrous cells and a wall of sinew all of which fill with blood to engorge with a finite depth and breadth.

    this sort of dangerous HOGWASH is bound to land poor unfortunate and inferiroity riddled men in hospital.

    there is only one type of penis extension that works. that is SURGICAL. and is it really worth that??

    guys it’s not the size of the wand that puts the magic in the hat. LEARN what turns a woman on from the woman, not from the idiots at your local bar (all of whom are studs and experts who’ve slept with most of the continental U.S. if they’re to be believed).

    if you have a smaller penis it has more room to move in the vagina. more room to apply and retract contact with the vaginal wall. also, some vedic (indian, from the karma sutra) methods are great. your pubis rubbing gently against the clitoris is exciting for a woman and easily achieved with the right positioning.

    and lastly (well, should be firstly) is good old foreplay. take your time with the entre. too many guys rush like a drag racer to the main course with a kiss and a quick lick or tickle. WRONG! work her up first. by the time you enter her she should be ready to go off like a bottle rocket or you’ll be pounding away forever whilst she knits a jumper.



  2. Mal Says:

    Standard penis is below 6inches pal

  3. thebigbang Says:

    Actually, this works for most men. It’s called an “erection”.

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