Quoi? Dating?


Dating. I say “fuck dating” and as my best friend said to me a couple days ago: “Dating is way too overrated, who even dates anymore?”

Well, I tried this dating thing people speak of and turns out, it ain’t my cup of tea. I got shafted after three “dates” and lots-o-sex. Thank the Lord Jesus up above(i like to be dramatic sometimes…) we had sex because if not for that, these three “dates” would have given me NOTHING (bitter much?).

After the girl called me and told me that she wasn’t ready for a relationship and the whole shabang, I started thinking: perhaps I was too used to being in a relationship that I just didn’t know how to date? Then, I started thinking about my “mistakes”.

First mistake: I talked too much about my ex. I’m very well aware that the subject of the ex is a big nono usually but she’s a very good friend so I couldn’t NOT talk about her. Also, as the girl was going to attend a party of mine, she was actually going to meet the ex. I don’t think that helped.

Second mistake: Introducing her to almost three quarters of my friends present at my party. I believe that was a bit too quick. Again, I didn’t really clue in.

Third mistake: Now, this mistake wasn’t mine. While chatting during my party, my good friend declares that when “Marie comes to Toronto next time, you should come too!”. Alright, even I knew that was wrong!

Fourth mistake: Calling her the day after our first date and emailing her to tell her how much fun (fun=good sex) I had with her. Apparently I came on too strong. I say “pffff” to that.

So basically I suck at dating. I just want to meet someone that I get along with and chill and not necessarily have to go have drinks and go out and ask questions about each other… We can do that step by step…. while watching tv, smoking a joint or playing Nintendo.(Okay I didn’t list “playing Nintendo” as a mistake because she really did like that idea, hehehe) It’s so comfortable to be in a relationship and dating is the opposite I find. I never actually dated my ex; it just happened!

There goes another rant from Marie. If anyone has anything to say that I should know about the world of dating(especially lesbian…or bi), go right ahead. Stay tuned for more ramblings because I’m full of them.


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5 Responses to “Quoi? Dating?”

  1. d. chedwick bryant Says:

    It is best when it just happens, you meet somebody lots of jokes and friendship and out of that blossoms… kids and a mortgage payment.

  2. Marie Says:

    oh you’re going a bit far there but ya you’re right about just meeting someone… thats what happened with the ex and it was the BEST!

  3. jadiknight Says:

    In my experience, it is only necessary to talk about really nice hot chocolate places, then you don’t actually have to go anywhere to get any 😉

    In all seriousness, here’s to good chemistry, where coming on strong will only make it stronger.

  4. Marie Says:

    thanks Jadmania 🙂 I’m all for that…i just wanna sit on me couch, watch a good movie, smoke a doobie, drink some drinks, and then make-out for god’s sake! hahahaha.. purrrrrrrrrrrfect!

  5. Sandwich Repairman Says:

    How did you get this girl to have sex with you?

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