illustration for Redlight by Georgie

I remember discovering this position for the first time on a hot summer day in high school. While I should have been in Math class, my nervous teenage boyfriend clumsily tried to convince me that this was the only way we could do “it” in the tiny back seat of his Irok-Z. Now, if marijuana is considered to be the gateway drug, then perhaps it can be said that “Doggy style” is the gateway sex position, opening up a world of possibilities and exploration. As a budding sex kitten, I decided to say my farewell to missionary position, and took an inaugural step into the world of kinky sex. As I bent over with forearms on the leather interior, I presented him with two very clear choices. Perhaps that is one reason why this classic is still a favorite.

Let us take a closer look at Doggy style…a.k.a. Union of the cow, Levrette, Pecorina. Coitus more ferarum (sex in the manner of beasts). You know the drill. She bends over on all fours, and he puts his Tab A into her Slot B from behind. This positioning provides sturdy, deep, tight penetration, as well as great G-spot stimulation (no the G-spot is not a myth people!) and plenty of control. Some consider the woman to be in a submissive position, but this is not so. Any confident woman can take great command of this position by lifting her knees up a little (think Yoga pose “Downward Facing Dog”) and shifting the weight to her legs. The woman has great control of motion, and can use as little or as much gusto as she prefers, taking rhythm and depth into her own, um… hands. While she’s happily busy, the man has two free hands for which the possibilities are endless. In the style of “Milking the Cow”, one hand is used to squeeze her breasts together while the other is used to stimulate her clitoris. The woman can also reach through her legs, and stimulate him by massaging his testicles, or playing with his perineum (the small region between the testicles and the anus). If SHE is more adventurous, one hand can be used to stimulate her anus which if done properly (i.e. gently, and at her discretion) is very sexy and stimulating. For increased depth, try The Dog with the man standing up, and the woman bent over touching the floor in front of him. And finally, let’s not forget about Slot C! All variations of the Dog can also be taken to a new plateau by changing up the point of entrance. Ultimately, either party can gain control of this versatile position, and the variations are limitless.

So as we prepare for another hectic school year, lets remember those easy breezy dog days of summer, and pay homage to this tried and true favorite “gateway” position. Reinvent it, make it yours, and let me know how you like it.


Eve Z

(Traditional version)

Difficulty: 2/5

Tightness: 3/5

G spot stimulation: 3/5

Clitoral stimulation: 1/5

Depth: 4/5




  1. Sandwich Repairman Says:

    hm…never had a girlfriend, smoked marijuana, had sex in a car, or doggie style. any ideas how to find a girl to try this with? this is all really pointless without a sex PARTNER.

  2. chris Says:

    Yo dude, maybe if you drop your perverse obsession with sandwiches and transfer all that energy into making yourself more attractive, it would be a BIG step in right direction. hehe.. seriously man drop this ‘sandwich’ schtick from your monicker. I suggest ‘romantic repairman’ for a start..

  3. Sandwich Repairman Says:

    What obsession with sandwiches?? Have you ever heard of surrealism? How do you know I’m NOT attractive? Why don’t you find something to do other than personally attacking people you don’t know for no reason?

  4. Lauren gottlieb Says:

    Hey there Mr. Sandwich.. we think you might in fact be delicious. :))


    Honeypad Gals,

    Lauren & Mara

  5. Cindy Says:

    Back to the position;

    As long as am on a cushioned surface than alright – but doggy on a hardwood floor is a danger hazard.

    Have to admit though Eve Z. – never tried your accrobatics. Will do (soon). Thanks!

  6. James Says:

    One of the reasons why I love this position so much is because I have easier access to her clit? Eve Z. your dildo count has just killed me hear – I thought she was ENJOYING the position because I get to rub her down hard…

    Now I need for you to please send me a position that is a 5 out of 5 on the clitoral stimulation scale. Pretty please

  7. eve Z Says:

    1/5 is only if her partner offers no extra stimutation.

  8. Tyler Durden Says:

    Yeah, zero clit stim unless you do the good old fashioned reach around. Or the classic ‘thumb in the bum’. Either way, it’s a good time. Especially with this Eve chick. She sounds hot =D

  9. Sandwich Repairman Says:

    Yes, I might be delicious indeed. Another position I’ve never gotten to try.

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